Leah Luv must be too young to be wandering around at night (and smoking!) so Cummings – apparently an off-the-hook authority figure – kidnaps the waif just to teach her a lesson she'll never forget. The same can't be said for the viewing public.

Aside from Cummings? really awful ad-libs, this release is a technical nightmare. There's so much sea-sick videography that it makes The Blair Witch Project look like security camera footage. Why, oh bloody why, does this genre insist on living at the polar opposites of professional competence?

The only semi-unique element includes the viewer (via POV interaction) as one of the "abductees." Deeds of de-basement defilement are comprised of typical paddling, binding and strap-on action that can be seen elsewhere without half as much eyestrain.

Retailing: Typical basement defilement, captured poorly.