Residing somewhere between hellacious professional rectology and real-life virgin/anal cherry popping, these self-described "attempts" present first-timers (for the camera), whose curiosity becomes satisfied by the scene's end. They encounter a few speed bumps along the Hershey highway. As is the nature of the beast, mediocre videography fails to reveal every stroke and poke in each winkin' sphincter – but explicit assholism isn't the fuel that drives this vehicle, it's energy.

Two of the best encounters occur when Reno is at the wheel. Alicia and Chasey (a pair of naturally tempting muffins) take separate rides on his knob kabob that are particularly arousing when he splits them down the middle during extensive piledriver sessions.

Elsewhere, standard recycled bonus scene/bloopers are growing stale. Time to change it up, fellas!

Retailing: Anal, amateur, young faces.