What's the point of making a parody of a TV show that is essentially a parody in itself? Then again, since 70s Ho swipes nothing from the original except an extended dope-smoking angle, perhaps "inspired by" is a more apt description. (Hardly inspired, though.)

No disrespect intended, but, like 90 percent of adult features created by people without any experience or knack for filmmaking, the inevitable result is inadequate. (The "set" consists of a sheet tacked to the wall – and that's the good part about this production!) Jeez Louise, all that time devoted to costumes changes and dialogue could've been more wisely spent on hot wall-to-wall sex!

Now that our lecture has concluded, we observed precious little sizzle to speak of. The directorial team engages in a moderately arousing lesbian grope; Brooke and West perform an adequate anal humping. Have a nice day.

Retailing: Fans of the lead girls may get more out of it than we.