There is almost nothing in this collection of Asian girl scenes that lends itself to any kind of erotic energy or heat or passion. They lie there completely immobile, and when they are moving to give limp b.j.'s on half-hard dicks, it comes off as more pointless than exciting. The camera often has a weird and unnecessary fish-eye lens roundness to the edges, as if we're seeing the proceedings through the unblinking eye of the H.A.L. 9000 computer. (I'm sorry Dave, I can't get it up or show emotion.)

All the girls have the suffering little girl whimper down to a science, and it gets old and grating. These scenes seem to go on forever, and the unflappable Ah-Ah-Ah's start resembling a squeaky hinge. Only with Schion Hazuki's closer is there any variety from the proceeding scenes, with some anal and d.p. activity, for what little it's worth. Surprisingly, even the guys never seem that interested in what's going on.

Retailing: Your fans of Asian girls and internal pops will get into this.