If you don't know, 1980 was such a tech-heavy time in our culture that you could be hanging out in your outdoor hot tub with your best gal, listening to your Walkman and watching two televisions at the same time. Also, there was a lot of fucking, despite what Ronald Reagan had in store for the rest of the decade. And it's that fucking that's celebrated here in 1980's Ladies Night.

One of the things to be learned from this feature is that sometimes, the penalty for playing bad football is having the super sexy, half-naked referee fuck you in the locker room. And the penalty for watching football is having your girlfriend go out and fuck Lisa De Leeuw and her friend, which isn't all that bad, either, as long as you get to watch.

Truly, Ladies Night is some vintage-ass porn. It's fun to watch, but, at the same time, serves as a constant reminder of how far the industry has come in the last 26 years. Still, it's fun, and that can't be bad. Plus, you get to hear Paul Thomas sing while eating pussy.

Retailing: Fun for an old title.