Brianna Banks is the makeup lady on the set of Eli Cross' really cheesy sci-fi porno. Cross yells a lot, but no one seems to take him seriously - which is part of the problem, since this feature can't seem to decide whether it wants to be a comedy or a drama. After all, Brianna's got a deadbeat boyfriend (Kurt Lockwood), who's not satisfying in the sack, and who's cheating on him with her best friend (Julie Night) - so in the end, she becomes a somewhat unhappy porn starlet.

Most of the sex is quite decent, particularly the Night/Lockwood bed bounce, which includes standing 69, reverse cowgirl, Spoon, mish and piledriver before the facial. Also well worth a look are the Kylie Ireland/Lauren Phoenix girl/girler with plenty of kissing and dildo play, and the threeway finale with Brianna, Lauren and Evan Stone that includes lots of oral - Brianna licking Evan's balls and rimming him as Lauren bounces on his cock is well-done - plus doggie pounding for both gals.

Retailing: It's an all-star cast, so display prominently and let fans take their pick.