As seen on TV, this collection of nude-beach footage from Wayne Enterprises is The Peeping Tom's third confessional, "filmed using [his] special 'Hidden Camera' technique in the tradition of Public and Out of Control Nudity!"

Unfortunately, the hype is bloated and meaningless; and the nudity is not voyeuristically "public" (with locales designed for such undressing) and definitely not "out of control." Actually, the opposite prevails, ladies lying still or sauntering back to blankets from the wet salt of the sea.

Dissected, what you get is simply that and this: girls sitting in the sand, talking inaudibly, reading, walking, swimming. And all for less than an hour's time. No cocks, no cunts, no coitus; just half-naked women who may or may not be of age.

The video, secret or open, is sharp in the bright sun; and the soundtrack is hypnotically energized techno-pop. A small photo-gallery is the only extra.

Retailing: Stock a handful of copies and call it mood-setting.