What would you say to a release whose appeal lies completely in an unknown cast of youthful Eurosluts, replete with pigtails and miniskirts? Aside from the new faces factor, the content of Perfect Teen hardly resembles its ambitious moniker.

The problem is twofold: a bland studio location and meager interpersonal chemistry. If Jay Sin isn't directly to blame, it's certainly in his casting of the single [uncredited] guy - as wholly ineffective as he is perfectly sculpted and handsomely hung. This guy is simply the proverbial Cigar Store Indian of cockslingers. He only gives enough to receive, mostly while splayed on his back as girls dutifully chug his big schvantz. Clearly, his anal insertions are tentative and boring for the babes. We doubt if your customers will disagree.

Retailing: Worth stocking solely for young, natural Euroflesh.