Mandi Michaels plays a slightly plump relationship advice specialist who makes enough money to hire a thick and attentive maid who prepares her living room for lounging, letter reading, and wine guzzling. Voice-overs read the letters but are consistently muffled and quiet - except in one amazingly loud instance.

The most confusing of the four letters comes from a well-endowed man who claims he's intimidated by the fact his girlfriend's clit is bigger than his cock. That could be confusing - but not as confusing as the fact that the performers in question have perfectly standard sized genitals.

Two cute co-eds wearing matching "Lolita High" tank tops have their first girl-girl experience. The girls are great but the camera work is often dreadful. A woman watches her pudgy husband make money as a gigolo and it's anybody's guess what the first scene is about, but it does involve masturbating on a couch.

Retailing: For those anxious to see plump women or watch cute lesbians.