Rock N' Fuck, vastly more interesting an idea than the more widely recognized Rock N' Bowl, is a feature that tries to incorporate the willy-nilly, anything goes attitude of that rock music all of the kids are listening to, with the similarly gonzo ethos of porn. Seems like a natural fit.

The problem is that the actual porn in the video is way less exciting than the packaging, the opening titles, and the promise of pure adrenaline-filled rawk! What we have, sex-wise, is some scenes of a particularly non-exciting ilk, passing for wild sex.

There are some scenes featuring the actors onstage with the band Rock Hard Power Spray (one of the truly great names in the history of rock music), when it seems like some hardcore action will go down, but it's more a tease than anything else.

To say that Rock N' Fuck is an average title is to be a little too generous. It's pretty limp, which is sad, considering that it had so much promise.

Retailing: A tough sell. Stock for rock fans/porn fans that cross over.