Why does Kelly crop up in every scene? What does porn fidelity mean? Oxymorons are widespread in porndom, but at least give us a clue! Unless viewers bother to select "message from Kelly" on the DVD menu (which, by the way, is frustrating to navigate) they'll never know.

Bottom line: married Kelly brings home chix for herself and hubby to ball. First, they've got to drag us through some really lame scenarios. (We're beginning to think that the third level in Hell is comprised of such dim-witted nonsense).

Anyway, once the action gets going it's decent - in the way that fast food is decent. Fills ya up, but it's the same old thing each time. If your customers are into big boobs or redheads, they'll be happy to know that Porn Fidelity contains both. Dani Woodward is of the regular variety, while Rebecca Love comes super-sized. Do you want spooge with that?

Retailing: Threesome and big boob fanatics.