If you've having trouble making heads or tails of this incredibly disjointed feature ... join the club.

Aside from the disingenuousness of trumpeting the appearance of soft-sex star Uschi Digart when she doesn't do even one moment of hardcore (as is true of most of the women here), even the little hardcore that does appear is mostly taken from one orgy-like sex scene - and much of it is then looped throughout the feature!

Yes, Uschi does get topless, as do most of the women, but if it's classic bare flesh you're looking for, there are better places to find it.

Retailing: Warn customers that featured player Uschi Digart doesn't do any hardcore.