The Spaghetti Connection has little to connect it with spaghetti, other than a bunch of Italian talent. Purportedly a "story of crime, sex and power," the piece features big-titted Blondie (no brain-power spared in inventing that name), who portrays the daughter of a mob boss. She uses her "tempting body" to "achieve her ultimate goal." Yes, a splooge load on the face. And she does achieve that.

All told, the movie offers up basic, perfunctory sex among Euro talent. It also gives us the immortal line, "Come on China girl, make me come," delivered by some guy with an accent to some girl who is Chinese. Or Mexican. Or something.

Retailing: Push this to fans of story-based Euro porn.