Hey, the last time we saw this much hose it was at the Fireman's Ball. Don't forget to tip your waitress? hopefully, tip them over. But seriously, ladies and pervs-Panty Hose Head is a struggle to get through. Literally. That's a good thing; if redundantly repetitious at times. Okay, all the time. But that's what specialty customers want, right?

As a straight-ahead struggling video, its simplicity is its success. No scenarios, ad-libs, confrontations or dubious theatrics: just girls, girls, girls as the song goes. And what better way to portray the weaker (yeah, right!) sex than bound to poles-vertical and horizontal-trussed over chairs, enveloped in belts and all clad in the latest haute coulture fashions (by way of Helmut Newton).

Leather, lace, and yards of man-made fibers hide their faces. Red ball gags hide their screams. Nothing can hide the fact that we're at the end of our rope.

Retailing: Fishnet-head on the cover says it all.