Question: does anybody out there really believe the scenarios generated by the bondage industry? Are the silent-movie-era histrionics of these performers actually convincing anyone that they're in imminent danger? Do most public libraries resemble tiny tract homes with convenient winch and pulley systems attached to the ceiling beams? Aye caraumba, enough already!!!!!!

This stuff is seven tons of dumb, and everyone knows it. A roomful of chimps could write better "scripts" (if they're not on the payroll already) and the acting - well, let's just say it perfectly compliments the written word. Why not drop the charade and devote all the energy to something truly honest/painful/arousing? Yeah, we're barkin' in the wind, but it sure feels good.

This is basically a rope-struggling vid with lots of pretty lipstick lesbians in lingerie.

Retailing: Tame bondage for genre newbies.