Wonder if Paris Hilton likes it as down and dirty, including hard bitch slapping and choking, as Paris Gables does in this anal spoof of Hilton's "Confessions of an Heiress"? Doubtful.

Yup, the real Paris likely couldn't handle being the star of this hardcore release, which, being from Extreme, is, well, extremely squalid, though frequently in need of an energy infusion, almost as if director Lizzy Borden left the room and just let the performers do whatever.

Best, uh, chapter? The Paris/Gia Paloma opener in a kiddie swimming pool - classic wacky Extreme - complete with oral semi-fisting, double-headed dil riding and Cocktails-style thirst quenchers. Other pure Extreme brandings are peppered throughout: Paris A2Ming a lollypop, Paris in green night vision (just like in the real Paris porno) smoking pot then doing a male POV b.j., and in the closer, a tiara-wearing Paris with a belt wrapped around her neck getting rectal reamed by some dude on a toilet, then holding up the AVN ad for this title to be starched by his splooge.

Pre-noms: Best All-Girl Sex Scene, Paris Gables and Gia Paloma.