While not a MILF title, the youngish pretend housewives here - and to be fair, their male partners - in general fuck like they're at least 10 years older and in need of a Geritol infusion (the director should take a swig, too).

Cause while Mayhem produced it, mayhem hardly describes the quality of the rote suck/fuck/anal action in five scenes - three b/g pairings and two b/g/b trysts - featuring knowns and lesser lights mouthing forced lines ("My husband's nothing compared to you.") in unnecessary little vignettes.

If the DOA Pamela Princess/Van Damage coupling is the flattest of an uninspired lot, then the damn near always electric Trina Michaels provides the most flag-raising sparks in her d.p. closer.

Pre-nom that very boob-a-licious babe for Best New Starlet.