Obviously inspired by True Lies and Mr. & Mrs. Smith (with a little Spies Like Us thrown in), Operation Desert Stormy centers around low-level spy Steven St. Croix and his wife, Stormy Daniels, secretary to agency head Randy Spears (the "No, I'm an administrative assistant" joke gets old quickly, as does another repeater). The pair aren't getting along, as one might guess from St. Croix's opening nightmare: A hot cowgirl/reverse/mish scene between Daniels and Randy. (Well, that, and the fact that she deliberately flushes the toilet while he's showering ...)

But thanks to a couple of accidents, St. Croix and Stormy are sent on a mission to the Middle East, along with British agents Marcus London and Tony DeSergio, to stop Sultan Ron Jeremy from nuking the White House.

And oddly enough, just about everyone has sex doing it.

The good stuff starts early, with scientist Jenna Haze(!) tricking St. Croix into a virtual-reality "seduction" that includes horsie, mish and anal reverse cowgirl. Later, watching harem girls Nikita Kash and Lorena Sanchez glass-dildoing each other is a treat, but the harem doesn't really start to heat up until Marcus and Tony wander in and get quadruple-teamed, with plenty of cowgirl and girl/girl.

The non-sexual action is top-notch as well. It's fun watching Stormy kill all the enemies with her tiny revolver, and later, her fight with St. Croix over who uses the rocket launcher leads to him blowing up their jeep; that's just before Nicole Sheridan does her sky-dive (no, really!).

After Tommy Gunn finds St. Croix's VR goggles and has a hot (VR) anal session with mistress Melissa Lauren, we get the "big fight scene," St. Croix and Stormy saving the day ... and the big make-up scene that includes mish, doggie and spoon.

Pre-nom for Best Video Feature, Best Comedy, Best Director (Stormy), Best Actress (Stormy), Best Actor (St. Croix), Best Supporting Actor (Marcus London), Best Couples Scene (Stormy/Randy), Best Group Scene (harem scene), Best Art Direction, Best Screenplay, Best Special Effects, Best DVD Menus and Best DVD Extras.

Retailing: This is Stormy's big production of the year ... and it shows in every way.