You know you're watching Web content repackaged for DVD when: 1) the Web link is ON SCREEN the entire time, 2) The title and theme muzak repeat just prior to EVERY scene, and 3) An easy-going, albeit amateurish vibe permeates the proceedings. Since My First ?puts enough emphasis on the third aspect, it's smooth-stroking mostly.

This would-be series has the female teacher fantasy down-pat: horned rims over which authoritative (and slightly mature) women peer. The locale is the same, moderately convincing classroom. The set-ups are filled with giddy goofball improv.

The content is uneven overall, set off by two phenomenal scenes. The first finds Angelica Sin working herself into a frenzy in an oral/vag/anal/internal pop-shot romp. But Jada Fire will win your hard-on as an over-sexed teaching assistant.