The real star of No Cum Dodging Allowed 5 is the titular spunk, which, when spewed from a mess of cocks into one willing mouth, makes for a whole lot of messy goo, if you're into that kind of thing.

There are two scenes here worth a mention. Lain Oi, a big-lipped blonde with a fantastic ass, knows her way around a room full of cocks, and looks great getting plowed from behind and impaled on the cock in her mouth.

Of course, the coup de grace is uberslut Lauren Phoenix, who is rapidly becoming the Michael Jordan of porn, seemingly unable to turn in a bad performance. If you don't know her by now, shame on you. This woman is a fucking fury. In this arena, with several cocks at once, she is a queen.