Talk about opportunist marketing, the best performance to be found comes from Megan Martinez (billed as Lakshmi from Mumbai), a blatantly Latina performer (not to mention one of the porn's premiere newbies). To give credit, a line devoted to the female population of a country that redefined sexuality (Kama Sutra, Tantric) is overdue. Calcutta alone has a red light district on par with Amsterdam.

None of this is touched on; it's all awkward boy-girl match-ups. One can only speculate about what ethnicity the rest of the Girls of Taj Mahal might be, and ethnic trickery in porn is commonplace. But since the pedestrian suck-fuck-pop routine goes stale during the first scene, nitpicking is appropriate. Meanwhile Megan, er – Lakshmi, redeems the entire vid. See it for her irresistible bout of in and out.