Released | May 31st, 2005 |
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Running Time | 89 |
Directors | Victoria Givens, James Justice |
Company | Damaged Productions |
Critical Rating | AAA 1/2 |
Genre | Pro-Am |
Light on wankable fucks, but heavy on very clever yucks - the intentional kind, not the much more common (in porno) unintentional variety - Training Day is a showcase of sorts for anal gangbang queen Victoria Givens. Besides being very sexy and slutty, this outrageously bodacious bolt-on babe is one funny natural comedian.
The title refers to brand spankin' new porn trainees trying to prove to Victoria that they have the right stuff to make it in adult. While all the girls get passing grades, two of the three dudes fail to pass muster due to equipment problems. And that's where the humor comes in as Givens razzes them, most of the time in a good-natured way, but sometimes without mercy, over their wood-challenged status.
Wannabe John Strange really gets in Givens' crosshairs as he fails not once, but after literally getting down on his knees and almost masochistically begging for another chance, comes up limp a second time (with gorgeous Mason Storm no less).
As we watch the poor bastard sitting there trying in vain to get it up, a clock graphic keeps reminding us how much time has elapsed - 10, 15, 20 minutes - while a split screen shows him boasting beforehand that his scene with be a 9 on a scale of 10 and practicing day job lines such as "would you like fries with that?" While all this is going on, Givens mugs for the camera, "tick tock, tick tock, tick fucking tock," then finally has enough, kills the scene and shows the guy the door with a curt, "You flunked. You're outta here." Pretty hilarious stuff.
Sex wise, Givens is in most of the six scenes, but with all the tool malfunctions and a frequent behind the scenes quality (we hear and see her directing; we hear the crew in the background), there's not much to get off on.