First rule of filmmaking: Keep your camera in focus. If you can't do that, you shouldn't be holding a camera. First rule of DVDThere is just not much heat in Ebony Assets. What little there is shows up at the beginning in the form of the nicely curvy Caramel Spice, a husky-voiced youngster justly proud of her ass, which jiggles nicely as Southern Comfort puts her pussy through the ringer. The only other interesting (and funny) moment is Rock jumping on Max's couch as Max bitches about the mess everybody just made on the couch.

The rest is unspectacular.