Standard Rocco fare is miles ahead of your average drivel. Despite some suggesting his best days are behind him, even Rocco's average output is better than most will achieve on their best day.

Rocco and his titles continue to be intense, with girls getting treatment like they may never get again. Not unless they come back for more. Rocco creates a fantasy world where everyone wants everything - and gets it. Brilliant.

The girls themselves may be inconsistent (but when they are hot, they are very hot), but all are completely into it and turn in great performances. There are tedious moments, but when it heats up it's a joy watch.

Pre-noms: Nacho for Foreign Performer of the Year.