We remember a time when solo action was relegated to padding out hastily-made video features whose 15 page scripts couldn't muster enough footage to crack the minimum running time for the genre. Now that the market is glutted beyond reason, the five-fingered stroll down Vagina Lane has expanded as well. No wonder - they're easier to shoot than the proverbial fish in the barrel.

Intimate Secrets 3 does little to bolster the appeal of its category. Aside from close-ups of prodigious stubble and dangling beef drapery, there's little by way of genuine heat rolling out from the thighs of this cast. Two blondes corner the hottest scenes: buxom Vicky Vette with her vibrator/pocket rocket routine and supple Stacy Thorn with an all-digital twat tweaking.