When the opening shot reveals a gyrating nurse in a skimpy patent-leather outfit licking a torchere lamp, the message is clear: Cum Infusion (a German import) is going to be a real slutfest.

With huge dollops of man-batter spraying across faces, spat into mirrors and re-sucked up with straws, the vid probably won't disappoint bukakke aficionados - but these thirsty frauleins try way too hard to come off as anything more than hired spunk-Hoovers.

The vid's three scenes are set in some kind of stylized, neon-showered high-tek hospital; with even harsher spot lighting on faces and genitals. The overall effect makes the rough, multi-partnered sex seem even more clinical than necessary.