Director Kovi’s third chapter in his re-imagining of the popular Star Wars franchise finds Jodi Knights Antonio Ross and Choky Ice rescuing Commander Tera Bond
Director Kovi’s third chapter in his re-imagining of the popular Star Wars
franchise finds Jodi Knights Antonio Ross and Choky Ice rescuing Commander Tera
Bond from the clutches of evil Empress Victoria Swinger and Seth Lord Horst
Baron. Ross, weakened by an inner struggle with the dark side, is unaware that
he has been bugged by the Seths and allowed to escape.
With the location
of the last Jodi base finally revealed, Empress Swinger prepares to Al-Qaeda the
shit out of it with a ship full of explosives flown in by Lord Baron. Swinger’s
underling Vanessa Hill finds the plan flawed. "He (Baron) will die with the
explosion," she points out. "He wouldn’t like that plan very much." Swinger
calms Hill’s nerves by shoving a crystal-like dildo up her snatch while lapping
at her asshole.
Despite being pleased by the warmth of Swinger’s tongue,
Hill is disturbed by the Empress’s cold-blooded nature. Hill sends her servant
Barbara Summer to warn the Jodi about Swinger’s plan. Summer establishes trust
by allowing Ice to dig for mynocks in her colon. After taking Ice’s pop on her
chest, she takes the Jodi to Swinger’s headquarters where she, Bond and Ross
exchange blows with Swinger and Seth Lord Giotto in the climatic finale.
Although the performers accents are thicker than Chewbacca’s coat and
the plot has become about as muddy as the waters in the Dagobah system, the Porn
Wars series continues to be more fun than a barrel of wookies. And, still, not
an Ewok in sight!
