With a catchy title like this, you'd think the makers would either be putting a spin on urban Ho-dom, or at least satirizing the genre. Imagine our bewilderment when the vid proved to be nothing more than generic ass fucking in an upscale house and garage! Even more perplexing was the nonsensical addition of indoor trampoline action; coupled with the use of a nipple vacuum device. Huh?

Considering the arbitrary nature of UMGA's dubious sexuality, we'll choose the Jada/DeSilva grope as the pick to click. While hardly a barnburner by any yardstick, the addition of body oil to the mocha mix added some luster to the lust.