Always a bridesmaid and never a bride? That doesn't apply here because both get pummeled by any handy guys, such as a best man, groom, or whoever. Every bride comes complete with wedding gown (briefly) worn, looks absolutely gorgeous, and works out their wedding night energy quite well, thank you.

The best part would have to be Michelle B. (the bride) and Isabel Ice (her Maid of Honor. Joel Lawrence (the groom) was nothing short of obliging. When Michelle B. offered her honor, he honored her offer - and was on and off and often on her. Ditto for Ice - they made it a threesome. Anal. Good stuff.