Black Widow suffers from its own plot: There's too little to be a "feature" and too much to be an all-action entry. Dubbed in English, this foreign import tries to spin a web of intrigue about a woman who kills her lovers. What we're left with are two bumbling big-dicked detectives, who trip over their own sexcapades as they try to solve the mystery.

The sex is plain, and made annoying by the exaggerated moans and slurps of the voiceovers. Zensa Raggi's kitchen romp - where he's eating a sandwich while getting his knob polished - does warrant some attention, and the foreign seaside locals are beautiful. Still, Black Widow devours itself in long pauses between average action.