Nobody lights up a camera like Ron Jeremy. In Cocksucker Contest, he judges a face-off between seven lovelies, who show how good they can suck a big, fat dick. And, it's interactive! You can go and vote after the fact for the girl you like the best.

I'm going to tell you this, though. It's harder to judge than you think! Who wins? French hoover Liza Harper, who loves to "make love" to her dick? Gen Padova, who looks like she could deep throat King Kong? Lena Ramon, with her Burmese monk style? Be not silly. Of course you are the winner, pulling your pud with joy over these cock slobberers.

My vote, however, is going to require a debate held in my pants. Ladies? Pre-nom for Best Oral Themed Release.