Surely there must be a special rung in Hell reserved for the supremely untalented Mr. Senter, who lures girls into his ratty apartment on the pretense of joining his modeling agency ("the world's largest professional x-rated talent base" Riiiight – ). He then records, with stultifying incompetence, the ensuing screen tests - which are then sold as product.

Reganomics is just one example of this scam. Dave Letterman's infamous monkey-cam yielded better results, and frankly we'd rather watch chimps humping than be subjected to this bloated, greasy-haired con artist in the buff one more time. If a bag of wet sand suddenly grew a hard-on, it would be a better lay. The title gets one [reluctantly issued] "A" because a few girls are almost cute.