Some day, you're going to have to answer the question, "Daddy, where do porn stars come from?" Luckily, you're not going to have to stammer and spit out some dumb answer. You can show your kid this feature, and they will know that sometimes, porn stars just show up on camera, ready to try their hand at the biz.

Also, you will be able to tell them that, because it's the first time, you can expect some mixed results, but that, for the most part, porn is like pizza: Even bad porn is better than most good things.

Speaking of good things, there are some here. The first scene, featuring dark, lovely goth-flavored Breana is nice, and she teases you for a while, before bending her lovely ass over to take a dicking. Jaimee gets fucked with a lollypop, from which she sucks her pussy juice, and hot Caitlynn looks really good fucking a long, glass dildo before she gets fucked hard, eyes rolling back into her head with obvious pleasure.

At a very robust 3-plus hour running time, odds are there's going to be something for everyone here, but there's enough that's above average to raise the overall quality of the feature.