This isn't your average "wet t-shirt" contest. It's more like a "what t-shirt?" contest, as the college-aged cuties hop right onto the stage, wearing little more than a smile. Right off the bat, this extraordinary offering squirts female love juice right in the viewer's face. There are lots more unbelievable sex acts that go on. However, there have to be some ringers in here, because unlike most drunken coeds, these girls have no shame and aren't above performing a public sex show.

The unctuous MC takes typical cues from bawdy sex-comedies and lewd bumper stickers. Providing lollipops and degrading quips, he keeps things moving along as the girls strip, lick, suck and cajole each other to the hooting approval of the rabble rousing frat boys. One girl, desperate to win the $100 (!), goes so far as to blow the MC. Literally. The girls then come out with wide-necked beer bottles to shove up their respective coochies and arses. There's clit fingering and some 69-ing by these wannabe porn starlets. They utilize dildos and make short work of a life-sized rubber fist. One lucky guy gets into the act for an anal-beads-yanked-out-of-her-with-his-teeth finale. Good show.