Platinum X has got a knack for whack-worthy product. And here's one oozing with gnarled nastiness while retaining an air of slick professionalism. The concise camerawork is unobtrusive while maintaining a detailed eye on the plentiful poop-chute pummeling.

It helps there are no slackers in the performance roster. Jamie Brooks delivers a delectably depraved d.p., featuring filthy asides of A2M and a raunchy rimming. Dana Vespoli is adorable during her teary-eyed cum-coaxing efforts. But pre-nom Ariana Jollee for Female Performer of the Year (again) for her on-the-verge-of-orgasm double anal. With every eager slut rump-riding the cock with a personalized style, this is a masturbation masterpiece for the anally inclined.