Over the past year, that singularly entrancing sexual firebomb known as Cytherea has indisputably become a star. But in watching Cytherea iz Squirtwoman, Patrick Collins' dazzling (and we do mean dazzling) revelry/ode to her and her uncanny ejaculatory ability, one begins to realize that what s/he is witnessing is the star bursting forth into another stratum of blinding eminence altogether - that of legend-in-the-making.

Squirtwoman is such a rip-roarin', all-guns-blazing maelstrom of fucking and fluids - with Cy as ringmaster and center attraction of it all - that it has your head spinning mere seconds into the opening credits. And it just gets better from there. Most spectacularly, it revolutionizes the money shot by having Cy and various stunt cocks rain male and female cum juice on girls simultaneously. Cy also gets her fellow porn chicks, all unschooled in the art of making themselves squirt, to unleash their latent gift for gushing.

To paraphrase Collins, this video is simply unlike anything we've seen before. And that being the case, here are our pre-noms: Best Specialty - Other, Best All-Sex Vid, Best Videography, Best Director - Non Feature, Best Box Cover Concept, Best Tease (Kline), Best Threeway (1: Cytherea, Kline, Raymond; 2: Cytherea, Brian, Strong), Best Group Scene (Cytherea, Hall, Schwarzenpecker, Gunn), Best All-Girl Scene (Cytherea, Lynn) and Female Performer of the Year (Cytherea).