Five white grade-A porn whores ride the backdoor A train care of black swordsmen in this solid interracial effort from budding director Bridgette Kerkove.

The women cum armed with such mouth watering kink trappings as slave collars and cigarette fetish (both trademarks of Kerkove's husband, director Skeeter Kerkove). The action is decidedly hard-edge and Bridgette, with her perfect face, killer bod and thigh high black patent leather boots, is a sight to behold in her opening d.p. If there's a more awesome female physical package in all of jizzdom, well this reviewer certainly hasn't seen her.

But the five scenes are in general under-energized (Venus, for instance, hardly makes a peep in her double stuffing, though the emoting Crystal Ray in the closer shows how it should be done), one or two of the girls don't look like they're into it, and some of the rectal reamings end all too quickly, not really getting a chance to heat up, making If It Ain't Black, Take It Back (which sounds suspiciously like another company's interracial line) an underachiever in the strokability department.