The premise of this bikini contest where more skin wins (yawn) is homemade attire. These teen-to-20-something bar flies are pretty innovative. Some use Cheese Whiz, peanut butter and whipped cream. Someone obviously took notes from Iggy Pop.

The DJ sounds more like a liquored-up carnival barker, and his unfocused ranting detracts from the natural beauty on-stage. Several of the girls don't seem drunk enough to be having fun. There must not be enough oxygen in there given the drowsy nature of these chicks.

There are a few booty-shaking sluts who know how to work the crowd to their advantage. Heck, if it's a slow night with the guys, this will make a good conversation piece. It might add something to your customer's weekly poker game. Be sure to pay attention at the 45-minute mark.