From the opening CGI company logo to the bonus footage hidden in the behind the scenes, Lexington Steele forges a mighty retail weapon, which, if marketed properly, should blow off your shelves in higher volume than Tomahawk missiles lobbed at Iraq.

Jumping from LA to Prague, the Big Black Dick thunders across the screen. With a litany of libidinous lingo, Aria begs for his log up her ass … and this cock-crazy slut's no mere talker. Splitting her anal atom with enough force to stimulate a torrent of Chuff juice, Aria splashes the lens and garners a surefire Pre-nom for Best Anal Sex Scene. Upon subsequent thrusts, this top-heavy tart quivers repeatedly with paroxysms of pleasure. The taste of his bull gravy caps her off like Red Adair extinguishing a hot oil fire.

Aficionados of redheads should lay in a stock of Brawny paper towels for Katia Kassin's scene. Lex attacks her thick booty with the passion of a man under deep cover. Kassin's orgasms are as obvious as they are oblivious.

Even when not on center stage, Lex's influence infuses his cast to tear into their work with repeated plunges, gapes, facials and general ferocity seldom seen in the assembly-line world so far removed from material such as Manhammer.