Paris Hilton is a self-made, blueblood celebrity, thanks to her non-stop partying and her lead role in FOX's The Simple Life. Her 15 minutes of fame are now forever to be referenced by her 102 minutes of shame: her hardcore debut in 1 Night in Paris. This video is destined to be the hottest celebrity porn release since Pam & Tommy Lee: Hardcore and Uncensored, the biggest selling adult movie of all time.

Paris Hilton is the ultimate porn fantasy. You want her. You'll never get her. She'll never let you in and if she does, it's going to cost you big time.

Her camera-ready date for the evening is Rick Saloman, a Hollywood hanger-on and denizen of the Sunset Strip club scene. One wonders why Paris would throw down with such a (admittedly good-looking) cad who has such an obvious agenda.

The 19-year-old heiress has an itch that Saloman is more than willing to scratch. 1 Night in Paris is like watching a surveillance video of the Hilton family's worst nightmare. Paris' bald pussy puffs out as Rick slams his giant member into her tight hole. Night vision camerawork keeps it discreet as Saloman works her like a rented mule.

Low points include breaks for meaningless dialogue, errant phone calls and garbled conversation, with a pouting Paris in front of the camera and mirror.

Eventually Saloman gets Paris to recline on a nondescript bed and buries his face between her million dollar thighs, extracting an orgasm from her after a lengthy session of cunnilingus.

The finale showcases Ms. Hilton's blowjob talents. Paris works over Saloman - sucking him down to his balls, slathering his cock with spit. Paris jerks him to the finish, taking his load on her pert breasts.

Bonus scenes featuring Taylor Rain, Monica Sweetheart, Teagan and Randi Wright comprise two hours of top-flight Porn Valley hardcore worth more than an upgrade to the finest suite the Hiltons have to offer.