Dough takes his cornholing seriously. While the initial pie-sittings are ludicrous, the subsequent actions are solemn affairs.

Case in point: Audrey, Chris Charming and Dirty Harry are an auspiciously horny trio. Audry, with curly red locks and an unlimited sexual appetite, is an arousing strumpet who prefers being stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey. Noms-worthy nastiness, friends!

The closer (committed by Tristan and Tracey Lane) will surely scorch your nuts. If the rump humping is slightly less frenzied than Audrey's scene, it nevertheless ends with what can only be described as one of (if not THE) most outrageous act ever recorded on video. … Another nomination, please.