A Strawberry blonde Asian babe? How tempting! …Theoretically. It was a good plan on paper, but the execution leaves a lot to be desired. Strawberry Fuck is a goofy feature that cannot find its inner compass as a sexually charged comedy. In a nutshell, it deals with a lonely/horny girl who bops around town fantasizing, masturbating and satisfying the desires of her sometimes-boyfriend (and a nerdy neighbor).

Said neighbor sports an outrageous fright wig and plastic nose without anybody so much as batting an eye, which we suppose accounts for the comedy portion of our show. Why petite little Ichibo feels attracted enough to bang this bozo is either lost in translation (ahem) or simply beyond the director's limited abilities. Even though she works up a nice puddle of crotch sauce, their scenes are beyond redemption. The boyfriend is not a particularly superior lover, but at least he doesn't look like a Ringling Brothers refugee.