Those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end - but at 49, the PVM series has grown into comfortable middle age faster than it seems possible. With longevity comes complacency, as the by-the-numbers encounters within this volume attest. Having summarily dropped the pretense of a true video magazine some time ago, this scenario-oriented offer brings to the table yet another supply of ass-fucking cum-garglers who know how to insert pipe B into slot A, and do so … with all the passion of a drill press.

Only a threeway with Vamp, Bell and their cockslinging partner begins to climb out of the mechanical quagmire. The eveningwear-bedecked girls begin by tonguing each other properly atop a piano, leading the ivory tickler to shed his monkey suit and join in the operatic frenzy. Anal arias are on tonight's program as the pianist uses his organ to incite some "screamin' A" from the backdoor divas. Plenty of wicked re-insertions and ass-to-mouth action bring the Valkyries to a satisfying ride.