Eric Masterson falls in love with the self-absorbed, crazy porn girl next door, Lezley Zen after they have agreed to be fuck buddies. Masterson finds himself irked by what she does for a living and by her occasional dalliances with others. Zen plays with her "old high school drama coach" Julian and turns in a nasty, yelping vag scene started off with some spit-laden, attractive POV oral. (Buying Julian as her drama coach is not in the cards between the tattooes and the fact that he doesn't look older than Zen in the slightest here.)

Masterson hires hooker/fellow porn girl Chloe Jones to act out what he wants to have happened with Zen, and Jones gives her all, looking hot in fishnets.

Zen announces her plans to marry Julian, and Masterson goes into fetal position and then trashes her apartment. Zen dies on her honeymoon in Vegas, and Masterson is forever changed. Sigh.