After two lackluster opening scenes - a b.j. delivered by MJ with all the thrill and gusto of a 14-inning no-hitter, and a threeway with two studs and a small-busted Argentinian - things pick up when we meet Shelly. She looks pleasant enough, with long chestnut brown hair, sort of like the girl you'd expect to meet in a waterfront dive bar at 2:00 on a Monday afternoon. She talks about her limited experience with oral sex ("I gagged the first time. It tasted like salt water."). Lars wants her to try deep throat for the first time. They experiment with a variety of positions but to minimal suck-cess. It's a hell of a lot of fun, though, watching Shelly trying to accomplish the feat.

Fan favorite Leila is next in a long, leisurely pube shaving session before spreading her freshly-shaved cooze for some perfunctory fucking with her boy toy.