This is a giant step down for Sineplex from their other Perversions titles. Sure, the Pixie/Betty Sue box cover looks great (the scene ain't bad either, but we'll get to that in a moment), and Sineplex's always-lush aesthetic is intact. It doesn't take long to discover, however, that this is one large misfire of a girl/girl video.

And "large" is definitely the operative word here: the running time comes within 15 minutes of the three-hour mark, which presumably is why the DVD version comes on two discs. The first disc includes the feature and a couple of rote extras, and the second one, labeled the "Fetish Disc," is devoted mainly to a curious option that allows you to view different types of action excerpted from the vid's various scenes. Yes, that's what's commonly called a "fetish menu," but the difference here is that you can view the snippets in a variety of combinations, as pre-designated by the good folks at Sineplex. Which begs two questions: 1) Why does that require a separate disc? 2) Why, seeing as how it has been placed on a separate disc, can you not program the actions to play in any damn order you please?

There's a third question one might be inclined to ask, as well, that being why pussy-licking is not one of the available options on the fetish disc - but we think we know the answer to that one: because there's hardly any of it here. To get back to that Pixie/Betty Sue scene, they spend some time snacking on each other's snatches, with some added flavor from a couple of colorful popsicles, as hinted at in their cover photo. But mostly, they (and everybody else in the vid) stick stuff in one another's asses. Yeah, yeah, the box does advertise "all anal," but nearly three hours of nothing but girls going ass crazy? Does the word "monotonous" mean anything to these people?