Amateur vids should not try to employ premises; it's kind of like watching an infomercial - does anyone really believe that it's an actual TV show? Because that's the kind of naïveté you would have to possess in order to buy that the lenser of this jack-off selection just happened across a cute girl in a see-through top standing alone in the middle of the desert, looking for someone with a light for her cigarette. And of course, it's the most likely thing in the world that she would nonchalantly agree to shoot an impromptu porn scene with him in the back of his van. Shit, it happens all the time!

But it gets more outlandish: during said sex scene, the angle keeps changing as if there's someone else in the van shooting them with a second camera. Good thing this dude always brings an extra camera guy with him wherever he goes. 'Cause you never know when some spontaneous porno might break out.

There are some pretty cute girls here, to give the vid some credit. Cherry Poppens, in particular, is quite the little cherub (and is that the greatest porn name ever, or what?). But even her scene lacks heat, with the exchanges between her and our master of cervix-monies running along the lines of: "Wanna change [positions]?" "I don't care." Now that's some hardcore shit, boy.