Move over Iron Chef - Yoko and her amazing fire belching pussy are here to show the world how super camp is really done. Hanadesha is a traditional form of Japanese sex acrobatics that uses the pussy in order to do some comical and amazing things. Yoko is one of eight women in Japan who can not only do such parlor tricks with her cunt as honk a horn, smoke a cigarette, shoot darts into balloons, bend spoons, break pencils and pull a cart filled with giggling Japanese girls - but also belch fire.

During interview segments, Yoko discusses the fascinating professional world she lives in, its honor structure, its mentorship and the way she always bleeds after a performance. Weird. Fascinating. Then she demonstrates for a number of audiences. Yoko has her patter down and, after proving that she knows what she's talking about, leads a competition between three young up-and-coming hadadesha practitioners.

Once the competition is complete, the three girls romp graphically with two mop headed Japanese boys. Then it's off with Yoko to Amsterdam to perform her famous Fire Yoko Show. Why isn't this taught in American schools?