As the self-proclaimed "greatest pickup artist in America," Cheeks is playing this game like the guy who cuts in line at the movies, who endears himself to no one in the process of getting what he wants.

What begins as a promising homegrown release (featuring the all-natural, all-blonde, all-luscious Avy Scott) quickly descends into a problem endemic of most amateur vids: the third hand conundrum, i.e. nobody to shoot the scene. Most of the time, Mr. Cheeks relies on Mr. Tripod - thus treating the viewer to lengthy, static shots set against white walls while the "director" imparts six inches of worldly advice into the budding starlets.

Still, the blowjobs are decent affairs, with Cheeks positioning his camera in the subjective mode for a few successful hummers.