This tape is what would happen if John Waters made porn. As the title indicates, the babes are a safe distance from beautiful and svelte. The action, however, is very nasty and depraved - and strokeable. There are three scenes included.

The first scene shows two women (one white, one black) and two guys (one white, one black) going at it in all kinds of positions, combinations and configurations. The black slut has some of the most immense boobs ever seen in a porn vid - the other three can actually suck one tit of hers simultaneously. The white babe fingers the other girl's pussy vigorously, causing a heavy orgasm and a lot of fat to shake and ripple wildly. Later, the black girl jerks off the black dude's dick, while the white dude gives the white girl some hard anal until he cums onto the crack of her butt. This is all urged-on by an overly enthusiastic, shouting cameraman/director.

Scene two shows a way nasty b.j. complete with violent deep-throating action. Scene three shows a woman with a clear, plastic bag over her head gagging on two thick dicks. (Her voice sounds like the little woman in Poltergeist.)

There are quite a few discrepancies in the credits between the box cover and the tape, making it impossible to know who's who. The guys are only credited as "horny dick dogs."